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 Post subject: Tax Return
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:02 pm 
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Road Captian
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I just received my tax return back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE h--- DID I MISS?


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 Post subject: Re: Tax Return
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:38 pm 
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You forgot the one in the Whitehouse... :icon_laughing:


β€œIn the high country of the mind one has to become adjusted to the thinner air of uncertainty...”
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 Post subject: Re: Tax Return
PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:39 pm 
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Kickstand wrote:
You forgot the one in the Whitehouse... :icon_laughing:


That must have been it BI - :icon_laughing:


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