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 Post subject: Re: Things to Ponder again
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:54 am 
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If God sneezed, what would you say to him?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:40 pm 
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The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices

"To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors

A veteran is someone who, at one point wrote a blank check made payable to the 'United States of America' with the amount up to, and sometimes including their life

Duty, Honor, Courage

We fight not for glory, nor for riches, nor for honor, but only and alone for Freedom, which no good man lays down but with his life.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:32 pm 
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Do Elephants Remember? Story in Kenya
What an amazing story!!

In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Tulsa Junior College .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant
standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed
distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one
knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood
deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe
worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly
put down its foot.
The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its
face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen,
thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe
never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with his
family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Joe and his family were
standing. The large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its front foot
off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times,
then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe could not help wondering if
this was the same elephant... Joe summoned up his courage, climbed
over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right
up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.


The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Joe's
legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.



Probably wasn't the same elephant.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:11 pm 
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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD
An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."


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Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. Does This really confirm that there is no such thing as a good man? Or does is the term b-tch truly... well you ponder the answer.


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