(Roadking, I think you should leave this post up a bit until the forum gets to discuss it. I think this is a 'teaching moment,' and a good discussion for a mentor.)

Dear Keg o' Chump, normally I put spammers in the same hamper I deposit liars and posers. That is, clowns I wouldn't permit to lick my urinal. However, this is important.

It is my belief that spammers should be held accountable for the (mis)information they spew on the 'net to the entire www, and I hope threads like this get you sued blue by grieving parents. Let me explain.

I used to join and contribute to MA forums, but I quit that nonsense altogether. Like bike forums, there is far too much infighting, "my squatting dragon is better that your douching tiger" coupled with posers hawking dubious products. But it just goes too far for me.

Any product, belief or recommendation in MA you make is certainly going to wind up in the hands of children and guys with the mentality of children. And you are going to get somebody killed.

For example, 49 of our fifty states now permit some provision for concealed carry. The keyword there is "concealed." No one sees the weapon until it is far too late. And for amateur MA practioners this is of tantamount importance. I learned IPSC drills and their weapons. Any aggressor who even dares to put his hands up in what I recognize as a "karate kid stance" receives a Mozambique. I will do so automatically, without hesitation or remorse.

For you spammers, a Mozambique maneuver is a double-tap to the chest, and one well aimed shot to the philtrum. The philtrum is the small divot of flesh under your nose, and a bullet placed there goes through your nasal cavity into your brain and/or severs your spinal column.

Failing that, six of my friends will beat him to death from behind with belts, chains, barstools or just a fussilade of fists. Your careless attempt to gain easy wealth might get a kid killed, and if so, I will see to it that you die penniless in a cold dank cell for some homicide charge you so richly deserve.

This thread needs little explanation, the spammer got marked for death and deleted.
As for this fine instructional reply.. Thank You.
I didn't know it was called "Mozambique Maneuver", I just heard it called "Cap His Azz". LOL
So in virtual terms, Tourist, I put the hit on him and HM took care of the body and all the evidence he was every here... Think of it as the "Virtual Mozambique Maneuver" and then "A Vegas 86", Vegas 86 is when you drive out into the desert 80 miles and plant him 6 feet under...He's gone, except for this thread...

Thank you, you did a great service not only to this forum but to folks who get sucked into this type of ridiculous marketing. I find it no different than a handful of magic beans.

Think of the things in life where you excel. Those things came from hard work and patience, not some douche' with a slick marketing campaign and spamming bot. MA? The only thing I need to keep me safe from this clown is a wet paper bag.

Keep exposing these guys, RK. Kudos.

Never forget the old saying

Words to live by. Respect your elders... or else.

Well, it ain't all muscle, I can tell you that. By my age you've seen it all, invented half of it and you can tell when your adversary is scared to death. You've been injured, hospitalized, broke, flush, heartbroken, pounded into the headboard by some redheaded "race-horse," fired, and fired at.

It finally gets to the point where life and enemies are running out of things to frighten you with.

Give you an example. My wife and I both wear "wrap-around" sunglasses. I have told her that if I am confronted she should get behind me and put on her glasses. She asked me why.

I told her, "I am going to win, I'm going to slice this boy up like a Christmas goose. Arterial blood spurts and he might be HIV..."

Edit: This is my carry knife for today... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSNtOU5__s

This one is mine, it's a 'tad' sharper...

https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb23 ... 002-53.jpg

Thats the funny thing about civilians... they're civil.
I saw "Easy Rider" when they come to hurt ya, you better be ready. Life isn't civil anymore, someone comes at you and you have less than a second to determine if this is that poor bast-turds last minute. I always assume that's what he's thinking.

I'm not comfortable in crowds since I've been riding Motorcycles. I don't like the Mall either, people bumping into me is hard on my patience. Riding seems to calm me, everything else is just tolerated.

I don't like people, either. The mall is usually empty in my area during the week. So much so that stores are closing. Sears is open (for tools) and Barnes & Noble's is open (for latte'). The Harley dealer is a short 12 mile hop up the slab, and they also serve latte' and cappuccino.

My area is a hub of 39/90/94, class "A" highways and numerous country roads. You can stand on the Capitol Building Square, hit East Washington Avenue to the slab, and within about ten minutes you can see dairy farms.

Just think, within ten minutes you can go from bull shiit to cow shiit and never leave the comfort of you Harley...

Here its 30 minutes to the nice roads but out in the canyons you can really enjoy the ride and even a little solitude.

Sweet Knife,
I checked out the video - assisted... we called 'em switchblades. and I think its cool.
Yeah, Baby get your glasses on quick!!