There once was this really really stupid rich guy. Like all rich guys he went looking for a trophy wife. You all know, the supper model type. Well he finally got his wish and found himself a world class hotty. I mean this woman was a centerfold pin-up, sex bunny, dream girl hotty. Well after a year of marriage he found that this young broad, as most really stupid rich guy (putting the emphasis on stupid) finds out that this witch with a capital B was just a gold digging HO! And she was trying to get him so pissed off that he would sue for divorce and she could get half of everything he has.
Well this guy wasn't that stupid and there was no way he was going to give the witch half of his billion dollar corporation nor was he going to give her a settlement worth hundreds of millions of dollars. You see you just don't become this rich and not become a real bastard yourself so he figured what ever she could dish out he could do better and make her life a bigger hell than she could do to him.
AND HE WAS CORRECT!!!
She just couldn't take it any more. One day (being really angry at him) she was speeding down the highway and of course what usually happens when your speeding and not paying attention she sees the flashing lights of a DPS car in her mirror. Well this officer turned out to be a real hunk and to make a long story short (because this story is going on for an hour already) an affair was started and she ran off with this LEO.
Of course this was exactly the mistake the rich guy was looking for and he was now able to sue for divorce and honestly she did get a few million out of him but this was pocket change for him which made him happy beyond belief. Let's face it he got the witch with a capital B out of his life and it really didn't (in his world) cost him anything.
Well it was time to celebrate. Now its Friday, remember this fact because it's important. He went out and bought himself a Mercedes-AMG GT3, now if any of you know anything about cars... You know that these cars are fast and pure luxury. A prefect mix.
Well now its time to party but first he decided to take the car out and see what it could do. Well of course you know what happened next. He sees the lights of a DPS car in his mirror. Well lets face it, the DPS car was no match for the Mercedes and the rich guy just floors it and with in seconds he was miles ahead of the DPS officer with zero chance of catching him. Well suddenly the rich guys conscience kicks in and he decides to stop and pull over. He figures the DPS officer probably got his license plate number and it probably wouldn't be good to start his new life with a warrant for his arrest. Well as he was sitting there the DPS officer comes roaring buy him and suddenly slams on his breaks in complete shock to him that the rich guy had actually stopped. Getting out of his car this LEO was spitting mad.

He walks up to the rich guys window his face red with rage and says: Do you know that this is the first weekend in 6 months I'm getting off and my shift is over in 15 minutes! I had F...king plans with my family and friends but now because of this little stunt you pulled I'm going to be stuck with paper work half the night. I'll tell you what if you can give me a good reason for what you did here, I may let you go!!!

Well the rich guy thinks about it for a second and says: well here's the thing, my witch of a wife ran off with a DPS officer and the divorce was finally settled today. So I am out celebrating. Anyway when I saw your lights in my rear view mirror, I thought you were chasing me down trying to give her back.

The DPS officer looks at the rich guy and says: Have a nice weekend sir. And walks off chuckling.

Now I bet you all thought this story was done, well your wrong. Here's the Moral... No matter how hot a woman may be. There is some poor sucker out there that thinks she's a B.tch.

I have found in most BUT not all cases hot women have been so self absorbed for being hot they fail to develop a user friendly intelligent personality and/or intelligence in general. Ands once that physical beauty fades as it always done they got nothing. That would be the majority in my experience.

I have met some real down to earth, sweet, charming and intelligent women who didn't realize just how attractive/pretty they were.

that made me smill BA.

Good one Eddie

Truth.
Pretty women are great for one thing - noise a hammer makes.

The dog shuts up when I tell it to - IF i need companionship.