I was at the gas station and this dude pulls up on a rice burner, crotch rocket.
He proceed to pump his gas.
As he's pumping his gas, he pulls out a cigarette.
Of course I chime in and say "Your not going to light that up are you?"
He tells me to mind my own f...ing business.
The gas station attended comes over the speaker and asks him not to light up that cigarette.
He flips him off and proceeds to light up.
Suddenly the gas fumes start his arm that is holding the lighter on fire and he frantically starts waving his arm up and down and running all over the place trying to put it out.
Of course myself and a couple of other customers are chasing him around trying to tackle him so we can, put him out.
Suddenly a LEO pulls up on a motorcycle, stops, pulls out his weapon and shoots the pour guy.
All of us just stand there in complete shock.
Somebody then asks "WHY DID YOU SHOOT THAT POUR GUY?!"


The LEO replies, "HE WAS WAVING A FIREARM!"
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UGH,LOL

Hey Eddie,
you're lucky LEO hit what he was shooting for...

Heard that a while back thanks for reminding me,LOL

When I first heard this joke it was a little different and the guy that told it to me told it so serious and looked like he was still in shock while telling it.
His story had him and a few other motorist pulling a women from a burning car and a state patrol car pulling up on a burning car and some how shoots the women.
I was believing him because of his seriousness telling it.
Until he said the part about the women having firearms,LOL

Yea that's how I am also. I always interject myself into my joke's and always suck everyone in around me. No matter how many time's I do it all my friends seem to fall for it. One of these days something serious is going to happen and no one is going to believe me.

Eddie,
You mean like the time you got poked in the eye with a stick