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badinfluence63 |
Post subject: 5 Surgeons Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:50 pm |
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
The fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
To expect to be perfect is unreasonable, to strive for perfection is reasonable. 2015 Ultra Classic Low.
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Post subject: Re: 5 Surgeons Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:44 am |
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good one
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Post subject: Re: 5 Surgeons Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:30 pm |
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Politicians... what a joke!! Here's who and how we get our politicians... Now this is funny!! [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGNVqdVMv8[/youtube]
You can have it cheap. You can have it fast. You can have high quality. PICK ANY 2....
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Post subject: Re: 5 Surgeons Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:35 pm |
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Here's a point of view very few see:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sbvXvS3LhA[/youtube]
You can have it cheap. You can have it fast. You can have high quality. PICK ANY 2....
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Post subject: Re: 5 Surgeons Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:11 pm |
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badinfluence63 wrote: The fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.' That about sums it up. What does that say about the folks that elected them? We can elect can elect donkey poop or Elephant poop... it's our choice... still poop. They open our borders, send our kids to war, blow all the money for several generations, and vote themselevs a fat raise. oh yeah... and we let them.
“In the high country of the mind one has to become adjusted to the thinner air of uncertainty...” ― Robert M. Pirsig
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Post subject: Re: 5 Surgeons Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:22 pm |
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Shit bags get voted in because those who complain,condemn and know its wrong what the politicians do, tend not to vote. Hence the proverbial "The best thing for evil is for good men to do nothing" comes to fruition. Of course the blind and easily led vote and there you have it. Many who I know that are disgusted with Obama did not vote.
To expect to be perfect is unreasonable, to strive for perfection is reasonable. 2015 Ultra Classic Low.
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Post subject: Re: 5 Surgeons Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:11 pm |
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I'm not disgusted in just Obama, but congress in general. (I voted - )
“In the high country of the mind one has to become adjusted to the thinner air of uncertainty...” ― Robert M. Pirsig
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Post subject: Re: 5 Surgeons Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:31 pm |
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I have felt for the longest time that the elected officials no long work to serve the constituents, only special interest money and other ways that advance them financially was in office.
To expect to be perfect is unreasonable, to strive for perfection is reasonable. 2015 Ultra Classic Low.
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Post subject: Re: 5 Surgeons Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:34 am |
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badinfluence63 wrote: I have felt for the longest time that the elected officials no long work to serve the constituents, only special interest money and other ways that advance them financially was in office. I'd like a loaf of Wonder Bread and some Twinkies... the unions killed that company and those that keep voting that way will eventually kill the country.
You can have it cheap. You can have it fast. You can have high quality. PICK ANY 2....
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