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Eddieblz |
Post subject: What do you want to be when you grow up.  Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:14 pm |
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Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, get me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while banging her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson . . . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
I belong to DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers
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Kickstand |
Post subject: Re: What do you want to be when you grow up. Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:09 pm |
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Good one eddie. 
“In the high country of the mind one has to become adjusted to the thinner air of uncertainty...”
― Robert M. Pirsig
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roadking |
Post subject: Re: What do you want to be when you grow up. Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:24 am |
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Good to see ya Eddie!!
You can have it cheap.
You can have it fast.
You can have high quality.
PICK ANY 2....
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