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 Post subject: 2059 News stories
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:23 am 
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush IX says he will run for President in 2060. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States . Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony.. They Had simultaneous Headaches. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with Only 3 illegitimate children. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or be very very scared. I Love This Country! It's The Government That Scares Me! Stop organized crime. Re-elect no one.


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 Post subject: Re: 2059 News stories
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:05 am 
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That was great, BI, thanks for sharing. A lot of it is NOT far fetched. Personally, i doubt if the country will last that long anyway. I fear for my children and grandchildren.


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 Post subject: Re: 2059 News stories
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:23 pm 
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"Mexifornia" :icon_laughing: :icon_bang: :icon_sos:


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 Post subject: Re: 2059 News stories
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:59 pm 
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On our present course, that is not very far fetched. :icon_laughing:

I think they are about to push the reset on the economy.


β€œIn the high country of the mind one has to become adjusted to the thinner air of uncertainty...”
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