Yeah - but funny as hell - especially in the accent he speaks!!


OK - here's another one - maybe you'll like this one...


Definition of the word "coincidence"

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and
ordered champagne.
The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".

" What a coincidence " said the farmer, who added: " It is a
special day for me .... I am celebrating..."

" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence" said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating? "

" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today,
my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".

" What a coincidence !" said the man " I am a chicken farmer and
for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay
fertilized eggs. "

" This is awesome" said the woman.

" What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

" I used a different rooster " he said.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day of trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door of his home, his wife started in on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it!!' And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of e execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?

Mary went to visit her girlfriend Lisa at the hospital. Mary is stunned to see the shape Lisa is in and ask what happened.
Lisa said the night started out great that she had planned a special night to have sex for the fist time with her new boyfriend.
Lisa told her that things got hot and heavy and in a moment of passion she yelled out to the boyfried to give her 12 inches and to hurt her.
Mary sat there with her mouth wide open and said well what did he do. Lisa looks at her and muttered " He gave me 6 inches twice and hit me in the head with a brick.

better than the guy that gave her 4 inches 3 times and whacked her with a stick!!!