Don't get drunk much any more. But there are some nights...

Eddieblz · **Joined:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:06 pm **Posts:** 617

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober.

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.

A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.

A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.

You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.

The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

Now this stuff is as tasty as a pasty...

hardrider · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:53 am **Posts:** 213

Eddie your so funny! Happy New Year to ya!

BasicCAFE883 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:02 pm

A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.

A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.

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It's even funnier with the double lines,
if that's what you were going for.
:icon_cool_too:

roadking · **Posted:** Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:42 pm

BasicCAFE883 wrote:

A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.

A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.

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It's even funnier with the double lines,
if that's what you were going for.
:icon_cool_too:

What's really funny, is he DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!! :icon_toocool:

Eddieblz · **Joined:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:06 pm **Posts:** 617

Oh shit.... guess I was seeing double that night. :icon_winking:

roadking · **Posted:** Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:16 pm

Eddieblz wrote:

Oh shit.... guess I was seeing double that night. :icon_winking:

Just remember when it comes to gun control...

If your seeing double... aim for the one in the center :icon_laughing:

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