Just a funny to make you laugh...
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress,
walked into a bar in Dublin, Ireland. She raised
her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as
she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar
and asked, "What man here will buy a woman
a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons
tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed
drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman
chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and
again pointed around at all of them, revealing
the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man
here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the
same little drunk slapped his money down on
the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another Drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and
said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you
want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you
keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her
leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
roadking 
