What? Harley makes a hardtail with shock absorbers? When did they come up with that idea? It's revolutionary, they ought to advertise this and get the word out.

I have been up all night thinking about this new concept that Harley is offering it's customers. It wasn't really a hardship, I had to work most of the time cleaning my mom's lint trap. Did you know that you don't have to completely unscrew the entire top of the dryer to get the filter out? You can actually slide the filter out without any tools! I'm going to remember that for the next time, it could save me hours of screwing the whole thing back together.

But a hardtail that actually has a suspension, giving the rider a "soft" ride. They should give this bike a catchy name promoting this soft ride. Maybe something like "softer tail."

I spent an hour over my morning Fruit Loops trying to figure out how they did this. Man, wouldn't it be funny if they put the shock absorbers under the frame? Yeah, I know. Who'd be dumb enough to do that?